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If you're tired of endlessly scrolling through mish-mash selections of questionable quality, and you want selections beyond the same boringly generic glam dolls, this site's for you. Better yet, just scroll to the bottom of this page and click on our archive, where you'll see our whole great collection laid out before you.
Think you have better taste than us? Submit a photo for evaluation, and we'll publish our critique.
Let our photos and entertaining captions be part of your daily routine. Subscribe to our RSS feed below for your regular dose of the perfect figure.
In the meantime, grab a kleenex box, uncork your flask of vaseline...and enjoy! And clean up after you're done.
A centerfold from the magazine Ex-Cons Quarterly. This one features a weak-chinned, disinterested parole officer with a thong and imitation fur.
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